I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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