Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How did I end up in the pool?!
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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