This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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