Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The best revenge is premature balding
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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