They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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