Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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