The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.