did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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