normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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