This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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