Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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