glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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