There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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