My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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