Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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