so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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