Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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