never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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