i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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