first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm bleeding and have questions
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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