Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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