If i come over, it means nothing
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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