I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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