planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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