Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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