nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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