Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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