I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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