she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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