Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she peed on how many people?
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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