Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's blow job season.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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