it hurts more in the daytime
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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