It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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