we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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