How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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