I want to have your abortion
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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