it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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