question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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