he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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