Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
