i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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