this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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