She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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