i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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