Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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