I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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