everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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