The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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