never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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