Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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