Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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