I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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