Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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