? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Green mimosas i think yes
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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