I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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