But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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