please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
